Tuesday, December 16, 2008

[ thE tHin giRl's BlUes ]

ok, ok i know the title seems a little harsh but i REALLY want to say that to everyone who tells me that i'm toO skinny. I"m sorry that i only have one chin and one belly, i'm sorry that i can eat whatever i want and it wont go to my gut. I mean seriously people, me being a  thin girl, could NEVER go up to someone one and be like.. WOW that sure is a lot of food on your plate, you should eat all of that, or you are SoOO over weight, have you tired exercising?  you see because then i would be a bitch , but when it's done to me i'm supposed to just smile.. or .... yeah what exactly am i supposed to do? and the thing is it's only big girls that seem to have this issue... some of my favorite lines are listed below: 

..oOOo..

1. Do you eat [ actually no, i dont unless your buying ]
2. How much do you weigh? [ are you supposed to ask girls that, anyways enough ]
3. you must have a high metabolism [ ya think ]
4. i wish i was that small [ right! so you would have to write a blog about it ]
5. you are so lucky you can shop in the kids section [ uh... because dora the explorer is so cute to me i want her on my clothes ]
5. i just want to pick you up and put you in my pocket [ please dont ]
6. you should model [ @ 5'2 ? not an options thanks though ]
7. you better not go out when its windy, you'll blow right away [ actually i dont blow away i just stumble a little a$$holes =) ]
8. you need a home cooked meal that all... [ thats all?! i'm comfortable with who i am jerk, but if you are offering free food i'm taking it.]

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and the list goes on and on... oh heres a list of things that i can't say to a big girl or i would be a bitch:

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1. you have the biggest belly, i hope your pregnant [ if you can tell me i have a small stomach i can tell you that yours is big right? ]
2. omg you must weigh at least 377lbs [ people guess my weight why cant i do the same ]
3. i cant believe that your eating all that, actually yes i can thats how you got so big [ if you can tell me how to put on pounds, why cant i tell you how to take them off? ]
4. you must have a slow metabolism 
5. you dont date much huh?

..oOOo..

does anyone get where i am going with this? anyway i hope so. moral of the story : no need to state the obvious because it's OBVIOUS!
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  1. pacificoasthwyDecember 17, 2008 at 12:52 AM

    yeah i get your moral... it's totally rude to comment on someone's body, regardless of shape and size. most people think that it's okay to say those things to you because they wish they were more thin, and think that you are comfortable with yourself because YOU are thin. a lot of those people are insecure and think they'd feel more confident if they were thinner, but that just isn't the case.

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